Rya Botkins

Rya Botkins is a deadpan snarking robot originally created by Joel to be Phil's girlfriend, but he added a little too much hard-to-get-ness. She is appaerently made of corpse flesh and metal, with sharp and jagged metal orifices. (Evident by Phil's torn mouth and a gaping hole in Craig's crotch.) Her breasts are not apperently as good looking as many of her "fan pics" has led us to beleive, even causing blood to spew from any onlooker's eyes.